<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1915714488508389594</id><updated>2011-08-05T19:40:10.938+01:00</updated><category term='Song'/><category term='TV'/><category term='Space'/><category term='INCOME'/><category term='books'/><category term='one-liner'/><category term='Rocky Horror Picture Show'/><category term='psuedo-science'/><category term='42'/><category term='Perl'/><category term='Astronomy'/><category term='Self-Reference'/><category term='MONEY'/><category term='Silly Things'/><category term='UK'/><category term='Programming'/><category term='Things That Suck'/><category term='short attention span'/><category term='Songs'/><category term='peanuts'/><category term='People Are Stupid'/><category term='Flatland'/><category term='Coincidences'/><category term='joke'/><category term='people that suck'/><category term='Humor'/><category term='MONEY FINANCE CREDITCARD CREDIT CARD'/><category term='FOREX'/><category term='DVD'/><category term='racist'/><category term='Hugh Laurie'/><category term='Blogs'/><category term='Philately'/><category term='Jokes'/><category term='offensive'/><category term='Star Trek'/><category term='Stamps'/><category term='Blog'/><category term='Douglas Adams'/><category term='fraud'/><title type='text'>KTJ</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1915714488508389594/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>KTJ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04897433478890291575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>14</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1915714488508389594.post-1604589171994197418</id><published>2009-12-11T22:18:00.006Z</published><updated>2009-12-11T23:15:11.582Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MONEY'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='INCOME'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='FOREX'/><title type='text'>FOREX income strategy combining covered calls and scale trading</title><content type='html'>&lt;font color='#ff0000' size=+2&gt;DISCLAIMER: I'm not a financial adviser. You can lose more than you invest when trading FOREX. Proceed at your own risk.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;1-line summary: Buy USDCAD at 25-pip multiples and sell the nearest-expiring covered call. If call expires worthless, keep selling nearest-expiring covered call until it's exercised.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Strategy:&lt;ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;li&gt;Whenever USDCAD is at a multiple of 25 pips (eg, 1.0525, 1.0550, 1.0575, 1.0600, etc), buy $25K of USDCAD and sell $25K of the nearest-expiring FX spot covered call (usually 2-3 business days out) with the same strike price as your purchase price.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;li&gt;Once you've traded (bought USDCAD and sold the call) at a given multiple, don't trade that multiple again until the call you sold is exercised. Example: if you buy USDCAD at 1.0525 and sell the covered call, and USDCAD goes up and comes back down to 1.0525 before your call is exercised, don't trade again at 1.0525, because the call you sold has not been exercised.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;li&gt;If your call expires worthless, sell $25K of the next nearest-expiring covered call at the same strike price. Repeat until the call is exercised (which may take days, months, or even years). In this way, you'll always sell USDCAD at the same price you bought it, even though it may take a long time.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;li&gt;Exception to rule above: if the next nearest-expiring call at the same strike price has bid zero, use the nearest expiration date with non-zero bid. In other words, don't sell a covered call for nothing.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;li&gt;Once the call you sold is exercised, you can again buy when USDCAD hits the same multiple of 25 pips. Example: you buy USDCAD at 1.0525 and sell the covered call. USDCAD goes up and your call is exercised. Then, USDCAD goes back down to 1.0525. At this point, you would buy USDCAD and sell the call again, since the call you sold previously has been exercised.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Notes:&lt;ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;li&gt;This strategy is for $150K. Adjust for other amounts. This strategy scales down to $6K, since you can buy as little as $1K of USDCAD.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;li&gt;This strategy protects up to a 15% loss in the USDCAD. If USDCAD drops 15% and you've been buying every 25 pips on the way down, you'll have 60 positions with an average loss of 7.5% or $1875. Adding in the 2.5% margin requirement, your total loss will be $150K (the amount you started with) minus what you've received for writing calls. Some brokers have lower margin requirements, which means you can withstand a slightly larger loss.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;li&gt;Treat this as an income strategy: you're looking to make money by writing calls, and not worry about the gain/loss on USDCAD. This is similar to a stock that pays a constant dividend, regardless of price.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;li&gt;This strategy combines &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Covered_call"&gt;covered call writing&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;b&gt;scale trading&lt;/b&gt;, two well-known existing strategies. I don't know if anyone's combined these before&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;li&gt;It's difficult to find FOREX brokers who trade FX spot options (which expire daily). The only two I've found are ikongm.com and saxobank.com. pfgbest.com trades them too, but they use ikongm.com as their back-end. All three offer a free demo account.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;li&gt;Many brokers trade FX &lt;b&gt;futures&lt;/b&gt; options (which expire monthly), but this isn't the same thing. Make sure to confirm your broker trades &lt;b&gt;daily FX spot options&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;li&gt;Of course, you can trade USDCAD with one broker and USDCAD options with another. For example, unlike ikongm.com/saxobank.com/pfgbest.com, forex.com pays 2.5% interest on balances and accepts credit cards for funding. However, if you split brokers, there are additional complications&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;li&gt;If signing up with one of these brokers, please mention kelly.terry.jones@gmail.com sent you. I don't have deals with any of them, so I probably won't get anything, but who knows!&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;li&gt;There are endless variations on this strategy: which currency to trade, how to set your scale, how much to invest at each scale point, etc. As with all scale trading, you want to trade something that won't go down much further. When selling covered calls, you also want something that has a high volatility, so you get a good price for the calls. I chose USDCAD for these criteria, but I'm sure there are other good currency pairs (USDJPY in particular looks quite interesting)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;li&gt;This strategy is unusual in that it doesn't rely on patterns, technical analysis, back-testing, etc. Instead, it's based on statistical formulas such as the &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black-scholes"&gt;Black-Scholes-Merton formula&lt;/a&gt;. This doesn't make it any better or worse than other strategies: it's just an observation&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1915714488508389594-1604589171994197418?l=kellyterryjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/feeds/1604589171994197418/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1915714488508389594&amp;postID=1604589171994197418' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1915714488508389594/posts/default/1604589171994197418'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1915714488508389594/posts/default/1604589171994197418'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/2009/12/forex-income-strategy-combining-covered.html' title='FOREX income strategy combining covered calls and scale trading'/><author><name>KTJ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04897433478890291575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1915714488508389594.post-3357480835848787398</id><published>2009-11-11T01:34:00.004Z</published><updated>2011-08-05T16:39:30.333+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MONEY FINANCE CREDITCARD CREDIT CARD'/><title type='text'>Buy US Mint circulated coins by credit card for fee-free cash advances</title><content type='html'>The US Mint (&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/p5Yya"&gt;http://bit.ly/p5Yya&lt;/a&gt;) now lets you buy circulated dollar coins with your credit card, with no shipping or other charges. You can deposit these coins to your bank for a fee-free cash advance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Notes:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;% Many coins aren't available yet, but the George Washington ones (bottom of page) are.&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;% The shopping cart sometimes shows a shipping fee of ~$5, but this goes away when you checkout.&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;% Avoid buying more than $1000 worth of coins per day. I tried buying $10000 once and they cancelled my order.&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;% I got my coins UPS Next Day Air (no shipping charge!). They require a signature, so make sure someone's there so sign for them.&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;% Some credit card companies may treat this as a cash advance, so you may want to doublecheck first.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;UPDATE: On 20 Jul 2011, the Mint canceled this program and send me (and others) this harshly worded email:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;pre&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;The United States Mint has eliminated the credit and debit card &lt;br /&gt;purchase of $1 Coins through its Direct Ship Program effective &lt;br /&gt;July 20, 2011. Customers who wish to purchase $1 coins through &lt;br /&gt;the Direct Ship Program can still do so by using a wire &lt;br /&gt;transfer, money order or check. Customers who wish to purchase &lt;br /&gt;the coins by wire transfer may fax their order to &lt;br /&gt;(202)756-6585. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;[...] &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;If you currently have an open $1 coin Direct Ship order placed &lt;br /&gt;with the United States Mint, that order will be &lt;br /&gt;cancelled. Please resubmit your order by wire transfer, check &lt;br /&gt;or money order using the order form.  The Mint has determined &lt;br /&gt;that this policy change is prudent due to ongoing activity by &lt;br /&gt;individuals purchasing $1 coins with credit cards, accumulating &lt;br /&gt;frequent flyer miles, and then returning coins to local banks. &lt;br /&gt;Local banks, in turn, return coins to the Federal &lt;br /&gt;Reserve. While not illegal, this activity is a clear abuse and &lt;br /&gt;misuse of the program which was intended to facilitate the use &lt;br /&gt;of $1 coins in cash transactions. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;The Mint has undertaken several aggressive internal and &lt;br /&gt;external actions to mitigate this issue, including restricting &lt;br /&gt;chronic and repeated use of credit cards, contacting customers &lt;br /&gt;who frequently placed large numbers of orders to ensure they &lt;br /&gt;were using the coins for legitimate business purchases, and &lt;br /&gt;other measures.  While these efforts eliminated a significant &lt;br /&gt;amount of misuse in the program, we believe some abuse still &lt;br /&gt;exists.  Eliminating the credit and debit card purchase of the &lt;br /&gt;$1 coin is the next step in our efforts to root out abuse in &lt;br /&gt;this program and ensure it is better targeted toward fulfilling &lt;br /&gt;its intended purpose ? which is to get the $1 coin into greater &lt;br /&gt;circulation. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1915714488508389594-3357480835848787398?l=kellyterryjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/feeds/3357480835848787398/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1915714488508389594&amp;postID=3357480835848787398' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1915714488508389594/posts/default/3357480835848787398'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1915714488508389594/posts/default/3357480835848787398'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/2009/11/buy-us-mint-circulated-coins-by-credit.html' title='Buy US Mint circulated coins by credit card for fee-free cash advances'/><author><name>KTJ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04897433478890291575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1915714488508389594.post-1184773055998612852</id><published>2008-01-02T02:27:00.001Z</published><updated>2008-01-02T02:29:51.605Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='one-liner'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='offensive'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='joke'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='racist'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Dark Chocolate Snickers</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;     If Snickers ever comes out with a dark chocolate version, they can name it just by removing the first letter.    &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1915714488508389594-1184773055998612852?l=kellyterryjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/feeds/1184773055998612852/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1915714488508389594&amp;postID=1184773055998612852' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1915714488508389594/posts/default/1184773055998612852'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1915714488508389594/posts/default/1184773055998612852'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/2008/01/if-snickers-ever-comes-out-with-dark.html' title='Dark Chocolate Snickers'/><author><name>KTJ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04897433478890291575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1915714488508389594.post-4631899272241204485</id><published>2007-12-11T06:59:00.001Z</published><updated>2007-12-11T13:54:52.692Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Silly Things'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Douglas Adams'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stamps'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Philately'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='42'/><title type='text'>Licking Douglas Adams Addiction</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;     The current US first class postage rate is 41c, which means the next rate increase will probably put it at 45c, or maybe 44c. Let's petition the Post Office to raise rates to 42c RIGHT NOW, just so they can issue a Douglas Adams stamp.    &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1915714488508389594-4631899272241204485?l=kellyterryjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/feeds/4631899272241204485/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1915714488508389594&amp;postID=4631899272241204485' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1915714488508389594/posts/default/4631899272241204485'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1915714488508389594/posts/default/4631899272241204485'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/2007/12/licking-douglas-adams-addiction.html' title='Licking Douglas Adams Addiction'/><author><name>KTJ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04897433478890291575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1915714488508389594.post-8527665752216114070</id><published>2007-12-10T06:59:00.001Z</published><updated>2007-12-10T15:17:16.645Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='psuedo-science'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='people that suck'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fraud'/><title type='text'>Crank Up Your Thermostat</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;     For many years now, scammers have been telling us not to set our thermostats too high, because "Setting your thermostat higher doesn't make it get warmer any faster". Of course, we all (including the scammers) know this is a lie. Here's why: thermostats are often located in drafty hallways. When the heat turns on, these hallways get warm quickly (convection heating), and the thermostat turns off EVEN THOUGH THE REST OF THE HOUSE REMAINS COLD. Of course, the overheated hallway's heat eventually passes (via much slower &lt;em&gt;conduction&lt;/em&gt;) to the rest of the house, at which point the heat finally turns on again. This process repeats, but the house is heated much slower than if you'd just cranked the thermostat to begin with. This winter, crank your thermostat to keep your house warm. And maybe crank it just a couple of extra degrees just to show the scammers that their stupid little lie never worked.    &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1915714488508389594-8527665752216114070?l=kellyterryjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/feeds/8527665752216114070/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1915714488508389594&amp;postID=8527665752216114070' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1915714488508389594/posts/default/8527665752216114070'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1915714488508389594/posts/default/8527665752216114070'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/2007/12/crank-up-your-thermostat.html' title='Crank Up Your Thermostat'/><author><name>KTJ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04897433478890291575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1915714488508389594.post-7038691876112433747</id><published>2007-12-09T06:59:00.001Z</published><updated>2007-12-09T16:31:19.230Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='UK'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Song'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hugh Laurie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Hugh Laurie: American Folk Singer?</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;     On the British comedy series "A Bit of Fry and Laurie" (you have to use the quotation marks as Steven Fry often points out), Hugh Laurie often pretends to be an American folk singer, with ludicrous and humorous folk songs. Although this is always played for laughs, his 4th series tribute to Steffi Graf is really quite amazing. After hearing it, I think Hugh Laurie would make a better American folk singer than most REAL American folk singers. Of course, most Americans hear Hugh Laurie's American accent from that &lt;em&gt;House&lt;/em&gt; show, but I think he missed his calling.    &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1915714488508389594-7038691876112433747?l=kellyterryjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/feeds/7038691876112433747/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1915714488508389594&amp;postID=7038691876112433747' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1915714488508389594/posts/default/7038691876112433747'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1915714488508389594/posts/default/7038691876112433747'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/2007/12/hugh-laurie-american-folk-singer.html' title='Hugh Laurie: American Folk Singer?'/><author><name>KTJ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04897433478890291575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1915714488508389594.post-8894049808588131252</id><published>2007-12-08T06:59:00.001Z</published><updated>2007-12-08T06:59:03.106Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Self-Reference'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Things That Suck'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Blog'/><title type='text'>Why Blogging Sucks, Part II</title><content type='html'>    &lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;     A good card for people who blog (including me) would be: NO ONE GIVES A RAT'S ASS WHAT YOU THINK!!!    &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1915714488508389594-8894049808588131252?l=kellyterryjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/feeds/8894049808588131252/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1915714488508389594&amp;postID=8894049808588131252' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1915714488508389594/posts/default/8894049808588131252'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1915714488508389594/posts/default/8894049808588131252'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/2007/12/why-blogging-sucks-part-ii.html' title='Why Blogging Sucks, Part II'/><author><name>KTJ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04897433478890291575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1915714488508389594.post-6246052843691060228</id><published>2007-12-07T07:00:00.001Z</published><updated>2007-12-07T07:00:08.346Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Programming'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Self-Reference'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Perl'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rocky Horror Picture Show'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Blog'/><title type='text'>Let's Do The Time Warp Again</title><content type='html'>    &lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;     When I first started blogging, I decided that one of the features I wanted was the ability to time-delay posts-- in other words, write a post one day, but not have it show up until a few days later (I wouldn't want to unleash these pearls of wisdom to the world TOO fast ::GRIN::). I eventually ended up writing a Perl script that uses Google's gdata API (the Perl script itself mostly just calls curl -- the only real challenge was figuring out how to do labels, since Google's API doesn't mention these) and using the Unix &lt;em&gt;at&lt;/em&gt; command for scheduling. This appears to be working (I'm actually writing this post on December 1st). The sad thing is that I enjoyed working on this blog-delay code more than I enjoy writing blog entries... It's sorta like the kid who likes the box better than the present, sigh!    &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1915714488508389594-6246052843691060228?l=kellyterryjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/feeds/6246052843691060228/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1915714488508389594&amp;postID=6246052843691060228' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1915714488508389594/posts/default/6246052843691060228'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1915714488508389594/posts/default/6246052843691060228'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/2007/12/let-do-time-warp-again.html' title='Let&amp;#39;s Do The Time Warp Again'/><author><name>KTJ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04897433478890291575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1915714488508389594.post-5264980665682791965</id><published>2007-12-06T06:59:00.001Z</published><updated>2007-12-06T13:51:24.518Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flatland'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Songs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jokes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Songs of Flatland</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;     The perfect song for a 3-dimensional being entering FlatLand would be &lt;em&gt;Take My Breadth Away&lt;/em&gt;.    &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1915714488508389594-5264980665682791965?l=kellyterryjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/feeds/5264980665682791965/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1915714488508389594&amp;postID=5264980665682791965' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1915714488508389594/posts/default/5264980665682791965'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1915714488508389594/posts/default/5264980665682791965'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/2007/12/songs-of-flatland.html' title='Songs of Flatland'/><author><name>KTJ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04897433478890291575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1915714488508389594.post-9092127511421555456</id><published>2007-12-05T07:00:00.001Z</published><updated>2007-12-05T13:16:03.547Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Coincidences'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='TV'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='DVD'/><title type='text'>Hart 2 Hart</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;     As a Netflix member, I've noticed that virtually all DVDs are one-sided. This is mostly so the DVD creator can screenprint one side to tell you how cool the DVD is and why you should buy it (something that's kinda lost on Netflix subscribers-- by the time I see the DVD in-person, I've already decided to watch it!). However, a few DVD manufacturers opt to use the full capacity of the DVD by burning video on both sides. Oddly, Ive only found 2 TV series so far that do this: Newhart (the old Bob Newhart issue, not his Vermont-based dream show that hasn't yet been released to DVD, sadly), and Reba. Reba stars Reba McEntire, but the characters name is Reba HART, and two of Newhart's characters have made guest appearances on the show (Julia Duffy and Peter Scolari). Its weird that the two shows with double-sided DVDs both have HART in them, hmmmm. I wonder if Hart 2 Hart has double sided DVDS ?!    &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1915714488508389594-9092127511421555456?l=kellyterryjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/feeds/9092127511421555456/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1915714488508389594&amp;postID=9092127511421555456' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1915714488508389594/posts/default/9092127511421555456'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1915714488508389594/posts/default/9092127511421555456'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/2007/12/hart-2-hart.html' title='Hart 2 Hart'/><author><name>KTJ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04897433478890291575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1915714488508389594.post-4017462312438519937</id><published>2007-12-04T07:00:00.001Z</published><updated>2007-12-04T07:00:06.671Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Astronomy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Space'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Star Trek'/><title type='text'>The Bitch Is Back</title><content type='html'>    &lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;     In 1957, the Russians launched Laika (a female dog) into space. She was expected to die when her air supply ran out. The Russians lost track of her capsule, and its never been found. Although its probably one of the pieces of space debris orbiting our planet, there's a more sinister possibility (Leah Rewolinski also mentions this in one of her Star Wreck novels). What if Laika was rescued from her capsule by an intelligent race of dogs (possibly from Sirius, the dog star ?), and is even now guiding an army of intelligent dog soldiers to Earth to seek her revenge. Man, that would be a BITCH!    &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1915714488508389594-4017462312438519937?l=kellyterryjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/feeds/4017462312438519937/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1915714488508389594&amp;postID=4017462312438519937' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1915714488508389594/posts/default/4017462312438519937'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1915714488508389594/posts/default/4017462312438519937'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/2007/12/bitch-is-back.html' title='The Bitch Is Back'/><author><name>KTJ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04897433478890291575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1915714488508389594.post-3953172207041954898</id><published>2007-12-03T07:00:00.001Z</published><updated>2007-12-03T07:00:06.200Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Things That Suck'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fraud'/><title type='text'>.ws does NOT mean website</title><content type='html'>    &lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;     The scammers who sell .ws domains tell us that ws stands for website. WRONG!!! It's the country code for Samoa, which used to be known as Western Samoa (thus the .ws). Even though ICANN has defined a few new top level names, such as .AERO, .WS was NOT one of them. I believe the WS scammers should be punished by being forced to refund all the money they've ever received because of this fraud, and should be banned for life from ever selling any other domains. Who's with me ?    &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1915714488508389594-3953172207041954898?l=kellyterryjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/feeds/3953172207041954898/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1915714488508389594&amp;postID=3953172207041954898' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1915714488508389594/posts/default/3953172207041954898'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1915714488508389594/posts/default/3953172207041954898'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/2007/12/ws-does-not-mean-website.html' title='.ws does NOT mean website'/><author><name>KTJ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04897433478890291575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1915714488508389594.post-2825799160617355494</id><published>2007-12-02T07:00:00.001Z</published><updated>2007-12-02T07:16:56.924Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='peanuts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='books'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='short attention span'/><title type='text'>That Big Gray Little Brown Book</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"&gt; I have a very short ... hmmm... what ? errr... attention span. I can never get through novels, and I don't even like reading long short stories-- if it's over 10 pages, I wont bother (I once made an exception for &lt;em&gt;Beggars in Spain&lt;/em&gt;, and throughly enjoyed it, but that's just because Nancy Kress is an outstanding writer!!!). that's why I was deliriously happy when I found Little and Brown's (that's the publisher's name-- the actual book is big and gray) &lt;em&gt;Barlett's Book of Anecdotes&lt;/em&gt; (they're more famous for their book of quotations, but those are too short even for me!) . It's really a reference work that's not meant to be read straight through, but I broke the rules and read it anyway. Its FANTASTIC!!! Each anecdote is like a little tiny story of its own, and its only 1/10th to 1/5th of a page. Even the longest stories are only half a page long!. Its like having a book of 1000+ short stories. The only thing that might beat it is &lt;em&gt;The Complete Peanuts Collection&lt;/em&gt; -- over 17,000 short stories that are mostly pictures. WOW!    &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1915714488508389594-2825799160617355494?l=kellyterryjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/feeds/2825799160617355494/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1915714488508389594&amp;postID=2825799160617355494' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1915714488508389594/posts/default/2825799160617355494'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1915714488508389594/posts/default/2825799160617355494'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/2007/12/that-big-gray-little-brown-book.html' title='That Big Gray Little Brown Book'/><author><name>KTJ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04897433478890291575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1915714488508389594.post-4336618079111897114</id><published>2007-12-01T06:09:00.001Z</published><updated>2007-12-01T06:09:32.975Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Blogs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='People Are Stupid'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Self-Reference'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Things That Suck'/><title type='text'>Why Blogging Sucks</title><content type='html'>    &lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;     The initial concept behind blogging was that it let people POST content to the web, instead of just read what others had posted. Of course, anyone with half a brain and an ISP could post using FTP, but this was apparently too hard for the average person. Honestly, if you're too dumb to use FTP, your opinions are probably not worth hearing. Of course, things like trackbacks and comments have made blogs a LITTLE more useful, but I can't believe that most people still think of a browser textbox as the right place to edit a document for the web. SHEESH!    &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1915714488508389594-4336618079111897114?l=kellyterryjones.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/feeds/4336618079111897114/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1915714488508389594&amp;postID=4336618079111897114' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1915714488508389594/posts/default/4336618079111897114'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1915714488508389594/posts/default/4336618079111897114'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kellyterryjones.blogspot.com/2007/12/why-blogging-sucks.html' title='Why Blogging Sucks'/><author><name>KTJ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04897433478890291575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
